My last Bush joke & Other Presidents Jokes :) - Assyrian

Jil · 11-12-2008, 08:05 AM

Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing Their Idiot

Bill Clinton is placed against the wall and just before the order to
shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake"! The firing squad falls
into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.

John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before
the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado"! Again the squad
falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall thus making his escape.

The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop
over the wall." As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles
raised in his direction, he smirks and yells, "Fire!"

Pockets · 11-12-2008, 01:09 PM

Wow, what a dumba** he is.

SarahPesto · 11-13-2008, 02:05 AM

The Bush needs a shave!! Okay, sorry. I know that's dirty. I couldn't help it. hehe!!!

Caramel · 04-30-2009, 11:41 AM

lol...just wait.

Caramel · 04-30-2009, 12:36 PM

Obama: the hand that rocks the cradle

BONO · 04-30-2009, 06:07 PM

Obama: The new chapter in American History..........Chapter 11!!!

SarahPesto · 04-30-2009, 07:09 PM

Dick Cheney: Bush, your name sounds dirty!
George Bush: So does yours, Dick!
Dick Cheney: I wanna go make out with Bin Laden. I've heard he's been laid a lot so he's ripe.
George Bush: Yeah, I was the one that laid him. I gave him his name. He's my bitch!
Dick Cheney: Oh no he isn't, he's gonna be my bitch!!!!
George Bush: I had him first, bitch!!!
Dick Cheney: I think you need another shoe thrown at your face HO!!
George Bush: Who you callin a HO?
Dick Cheney: You, you Texas longhorn
George Bush: I'll poke your ass with my long horn.
Dick Cheney: Do it. It will make me hot.
George Bush: You're pushing me.
Dick Cheney: Your daughters pushed drugs and you were arrested for DUI.
George Bush: Oh no you didn't go there!!!! LEAVE MY DAUGHTERS OUT OF THIS!!!
Dick Cheney: I've boned both your daughters. They are Hoe.
George Bush: I'm gonna shove you up my wife's bush.
Dick Cheney: Wow, you really have respect for your wife.
George Bush: DON'T TALK DIRTY ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS ANUS BRAIN!!!
Dick Cheney: What's wit all the toilet talk, loser?
George Bush: I'm NOT A LOSER!! YOU ARE!!!!
Dick Cheney: Bitch pulease!!!! I'm making out with Bin Laden.
George Bush: FINE BITCH JUST STAY OUT OF MY LIFE!!!

Caramel · 04-30-2009, 07:29 PM

Obama: got debt?

SB717 · 05-03-2009, 01:29 PM

They said "pigs would fly if we ever got a black president", 100 days later and we have swine flu.

SarahPesto · 05-03-2009, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SB717

They said "pigs would fly if we ever got a black president", 100 days later and we have swine flu.

ROTFLMAO!!!! HAHA!!!

Jil · 05-06-2009, 10:51 PM

hmmmmmn????
This is not my original thread and no other US president could possibly inspire as funnier jokes as georgie

SarahPesto · 05-06-2009, 11:46 PM

DICK AND BUSH THE SAGA CONTINUES

George Bush Owww!!!! Owww!!! DICK!! DICK!!!
Dick Cheney What's wrong with you, pussy?
George Bush My @sshole is protruding and hurts.
Dick Cheney You been screwin' around with Bin laden again?
George Bush Yes, he did me good last night we had fun, but it got a little much. I CAN'T SIT DOWN!!!! I NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR!!! Let me show you (Bush pulls his pants down an reveals his intestines protruding out of his butt)
Dick Cheney O My GOD!!!!!!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!! YOU NEED MEDICAL EMERGENCY!!!

(In the Hospital, the nurses and doctors are inspecting Bush. They giggle to themselves)

George BushStop Laughing, whores and FIX ME!!!!
Dr. #1 You want to be spayed? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Dr.#2(giggling) He's a guy, he needs to be neutered.
Dick Cheney This is NOT funny!!!
Nurse So you two boys are pretty close together aren't you????
Dick Cheney I DIDN'T DO THIS TO HIM!! IT WAS...B....
George BushNo Dick, you can't tell.
(Everybody starts cracking up)
Dick CheneyOkay. IT WAS ME!!!! IT WAS ME!!!!!
(More intense laughter by everyone)
Dick CheneyJust fix my buddy's butt.
George BushOwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Dr. #1Okay. He needs instant surgery or his intestines are going to fall completely out. This may be funny, but the situation is quite serious!!
George BushAm I gonna die?
Dr.#1No, Mister President, unfortunately, er. I mean. YOU WILL NOT DIE.

(Bush is rushed to surgery. The surgery is successful)

(Three weeks later)

Dick Cheney How's your ass, buddy?
George BushDoing great. Bin and I will be humping together in no time.
Dick Cheney You think we should ever reveal his whereabouts.
(Bush and Cheney think for a while)
George Bush and Dick Cheney Nah!!!!!

11-13-2008, 02:05 AM	#3
SarahPesto Judeo-Islamic Christian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Florida Age: 34 Posts: 3,601 Rep Power: 7	The Bush needs a shave!! Okay, sorry. I know that's dirty. I couldn't help it. hehe!!! __________________ Order "Exploding Stereotypes": sherifhedayat.com/merchandise/exploding-stereotypes-dvd

04-30-2009, 06:07 PM	#6
BONO Vote Emma 4 Prez Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 9,099 Rep Power: 17	Obama: The new chapter in American History..........Chapter 11!!! __________________ "You can get all the help in the world from people and do everything they tell you to do, but if you dont realize that complete submission to God is the ONLY way to start, then you will not escape from this."

04-30-2009, 07:09 PM	#7
SarahPesto Judeo-Islamic Christian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Florida Age: 34 Posts: 3,601 Rep Power: 7	Dick Cheney: Bush, your name sounds dirty! George Bush: So does yours, Dick! Dick Cheney: I wanna go make out with Bin Laden. I've heard he's been laid a lot so he's ripe. George Bush: Yeah, I was the one that laid him. I gave him his name. He's my bitch! Dick Cheney: Oh no he isn't, he's gonna be my bitch!!!! George Bush: I had him first, bitch!!! Dick Cheney: I think you need another shoe thrown at your face HO!! George Bush: Who you callin a HO? Dick Cheney: You, you Texas longhorn George Bush: I'll poke your ass with my long horn. Dick Cheney: Do it. It will make me hot. George Bush: You're pushing me. Dick Cheney: Your daughters pushed drugs and you were arrested for DUI. George Bush: Oh no you didn't go there!!!! LEAVE MY DAUGHTERS OUT OF THIS!!! Dick Cheney: I've boned both your daughters. They are Hoe. George Bush: I'm gonna shove you up my wife's bush. Dick Cheney: Wow, you really have respect for your wife. George Bush: DON'T TALK DIRTY ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS ANUS BRAIN!!! Dick Cheney: What's wit all the toilet talk, loser? George Bush: I'm NOT A LOSER!! YOU ARE!!!! Dick Cheney: Bitch pulease!!!! I'm making out with Bin Laden. George Bush: FINE BITCH JUST STAY OUT OF MY LIFE!!! __________________ Order "Exploding Stereotypes": sherifhedayat.com/merchandise/exploding-stereotypes-dvd

05-06-2009, 11:46 PM	#12
SarahPesto Judeo-Islamic Christian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Florida Age: 34 Posts: 3,601 Rep Power: 7	DICK AND BUSH THE SAGA CONTINUES George Bush Owww!!!! Owww!!! DICK!! DICK!!! Dick Cheney What's wrong with you, pussy? George Bush My @sshole is protruding and hurts. Dick Cheney You been screwin' around with Bin laden again? George Bush Yes, he did me good last night we had fun, but it got a little much. I CAN'T SIT DOWN!!!! I NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR!!! Let me show you (Bush pulls his pants down an reveals his intestines protruding out of his butt) Dick Cheney O My GOD!!!!!!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!! YOU NEED MEDICAL EMERGENCY!!! (In the Hospital, the nurses and doctors are inspecting Bush. They giggle to themselves) George BushStop Laughing, whores and FIX ME!!!! Dr. #1 You want to be spayed? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE Dr.#2(giggling) He's a guy, he needs to be neutered. Dick Cheney This is NOT funny!!! Nurse So you two boys are pretty close together aren't you???? Dick Cheney I DIDN'T DO THIS TO HIM!! IT WAS...B.... George BushNo Dick, you can't tell. (Everybody starts cracking up) Dick CheneyOkay. IT WAS ME!!!! IT WAS ME!!!!! (More intense laughter by everyone) Dick CheneyJust fix my buddy's butt. George BushOwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Dr. #1Okay. He needs instant surgery or his intestines are going to fall completely out. This may be funny, but the situation is quite serious!! George BushAm I gonna die? Dr.#1No, Mister President, unfortunately, er. I mean. YOU WILL NOT DIE. (Bush is rushed to surgery. The surgery is successful) (Three weeks later) Dick Cheney How's your ass, buddy? George BushDoing great. Bin and I will be humping together in no time. Dick Cheney You think we should ever reveal his whereabouts. (Bush and Cheney think for a while) George Bush and Dick Cheney Nah!!!!! __________________ Order "Exploding Stereotypes": sherifhedayat.com/merchandise/exploding-stereotypes-dvd

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11-12-2008, 08:05 AM	#1
Jil Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 664 Rep Power: 3	My last Bush joke & Other Presidents Jokes :) Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing Their Idiot Bill Clinton is placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake"! The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion. John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done. Before the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado"! Again the squad falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall thus making his escape. The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall." As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction, he smirks and yells, "Fire!"

11-12-2008, 01:09 PM	#2
Pockets Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Michigan Age: 21 Posts: 47 Rep Power: 0	Wow, what a dumba he is. __________________ Learn from yesterday Live for today Hope for tomorrow**

04-30-2009, 11:41 AM	#4
Caramel KATALTA Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,463 Rep Power: 11	lol...just wait.

04-30-2009, 12:36 PM	#5
Caramel KATALTA Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,463 Rep Power: 11	Obama: the hand that rocks the cradle

04-30-2009, 07:29 PM	#8
Caramel KATALTA Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,463 Rep Power: 11	Obama: got debt?

05-03-2009, 01:29 PM	#9
SB717 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,821 Rep Power: 6	They said "pigs would fly if we ever got a black president", 100 days later and we have swine flu.

05-06-2009, 10:51 PM	#11
Jil Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 664 Rep Power: 3	*hmmmmmn????* *This is not my original thread and no other US president could possibly inspire as funnier jokes as georgie*

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